short girls seeing the “if you want jeans with pockets, just shop in the men’s department!” post
me w/ my new mens pants
(via karlcat)
Like jokes aside this is so scary and sad, I really hope he’s still okay
Don’t worry, he’s ok! He posted this on Instagram a few days ago:
And he posted this recently as well
So, yeah, it’s really shitty that he went through that, but at least he’s healthy and safe.
“where did all your money go?“
i’m either wearing it, or i ate it.
Accurate.
facts.
(Source: thecommonchick.com, via spongebobssquarepants)
(via usagiprincess)
this single word tweet from doctor fucking phil is going to cremate me
(via spongebobssquarepants)
things you dont learn at school:
oscar wilde said he was “addicted to cock-sucking”. also, oscar wilde said “penis-sucking” gave him inspiration
“love is a sacrament that should be taken kneeling” I choked
So did Oscar Wilde
(via ambitchrose)
Doctor: Are you having unprotected sex?
Me: Yes
Doctor: So, you’re trying to get pregnant?
Me: NO
Doctor and I :
(via petty-labelle)
the artist is me thanks 4 asking.
